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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1328146" data-attributes="member: 1246">In my next life...&nbsp;&nbsp;...I&#039;m gonna be a bear.&nbsp;If you&#039;re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. &nbsp;I could deal with that. &nbsp;Before you hibernate, you&#039;re supposed to eat yourself stupid. &nbsp;I could deal with that, too.&nbsp;If you&#039;re a bear, you birth your children while you&#039;re sleeping (who are the size of walnuts) and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. &nbsp;I could deal with that in a big way. &nbsp;If you&#039;re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. &nbsp;I could deal with that. &nbsp;If you&#039;re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. &nbsp;Yup...gonna be a bear. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1328146, member: 1246"] [B]In my next life...[/B] [B]...I'm gonna be a bear.[/B] [B]If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. [/B] [B]I could deal with that. [/B] [B]Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. [/B] [B]I could deal with that, too. If you're a bear, you birth your children while you're sleeping (who are the size of walnuts) and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. [/B] [B]I could deal with that in a big way. [/B] [B]If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. [/B] [B]I could deal with that. [/B] [B]If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. [/B] [B]Yup...gonna be a bear. [/B] [/QUOTE]

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