Home
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Lighten UPS
Jokes
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1328805" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Two Old Men...</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>One leaned over the other and said, "Crimony sakes! Life is boring. We never have any fun these days. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through the darned flower show!" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"You're on!" said the other old fellow, holding up five dollars. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>As fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes, and while completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall.</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>His friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by a loud roar of applause. The streaker burst back out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. Hurriedly, he ran over to his eager buddy. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Wow, what happened?" asked his friend. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"It was great!" he said, "I won first prize for best dried arrangement!"</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1328805, member: 1246"] [B]Two Old Men...[/B] [B]Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.[/B] [B]One leaned over the other and said, "Crimony sakes! Life is boring. We never have any fun these days. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through the darned flower show!" [/B] [B]"You're on!" said the other old fellow, holding up five dollars. [/B] [B]As fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes, and while completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall. His friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by a loud roar of applause. The streaker burst back out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. Hurriedly, he ran over to his eager buddy. [/B] [B]"Wow, what happened?" asked his friend. [/B] [B]"It was great!" he said, "I won first prize for best dried arrangement!"[/B] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Lighten UPS
Jokes
Top