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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1333153" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."And then the fight started........</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!</p><p>The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?' That's how the fight started..........</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1333153, member: 1246"] My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."And then the fight started........ I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?' That's how the fight started.......... [/QUOTE]
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