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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1337106" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>An old, blind Marine Gunnery Sergeant wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear an Obungler joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. </p><p></p><p>In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Marine, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: </p><p></p><p>1. The bartender is an Obama voter with a baseball bat. </p><p></p><p>2. The bouncer is an Obama voter with a 'Billy-Club'. </p><p></p><p>3. Im a 6-foot tall, 175-pound Obama voter with a black belt in karate. </p><p></p><p>4. The woman sitting next to me is an Obama voter and a professional weightlifter. </p><p></p><p>5. The lady to your right is an Obama voter and a professional wrestler. </p><p></p><p>'Now, think about it seriously, Marine. Do you still wanna tell that Obama joke?' </p><p></p><p>The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1337106, member: 1246"] An old, blind Marine Gunnery Sergeant wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear an Obungler joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Marine, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is an Obama voter with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is an Obama voter with a 'Billy-Club'. 3. Im a 6-foot tall, 175-pound Obama voter with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is an Obama voter and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is an Obama voter and a professional wrestler. 'Now, think about it seriously, Marine. Do you still wanna tell that Obama joke?' The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' [/QUOTE]
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