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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1355103" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Doing Penance</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"What did you take?" his priest asked. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Enough to build my own house and enough for my son's house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake." </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"This is very serious," the priest said. "I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"No, Father, I haven't," the man replied. "But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1355103, member: 1246"] [B]Doing Penance[/B] [B]A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked. [/B] [B]"What did you take?" his priest asked. [/B] [B]"Enough to build my own house and enough for my son's house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake." [/B] [B]"This is very serious," the priest said. "I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?" [/B] [B]"No, Father, I haven't," the man replied. "But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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