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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1357311" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Fishing - NOT!................</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>A Redneck was stopped by a game warden in Southern Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Dese here are my pet fish." </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Pet fish?" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Ya. Avery night I take dese here fish down to de bayou and let dem swim 'round for a while. Den I whistle and dey jump rat back inta dis here ice chest and I take dem home." </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The Redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's de truth ma' fren. I'll show you. It really works." </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Okay, I've GOT to see this!" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The Redneck poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Well, what?" Said the Redneck. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"When are you going to call them back?" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Call who back?" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"The FISH!" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"What fish?"</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1357311, member: 1246"] [B]Fishing - NOT!................[/B] [B]A Redneck was stopped by a game warden in Southern Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing. [/B] [B]The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" [/B] [B]"Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Dese here are my pet fish." [/B] [B]"Pet fish?" [/B] [B]"Ya. Avery night I take dese here fish down to de bayou and let dem swim 'round for a while. Den I whistle and dey jump rat back inta dis here ice chest and I take dem home." [/B] [B]"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" [/B] [B]The Redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's de truth ma' fren. I'll show you. It really works." [/B] [B]"Okay, I've GOT to see this!" [/B] [B]The Redneck poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited. [/B] [B]After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" [/B] [B]"Well, what?" Said the Redneck. [/B] [B]"When are you going to call them back?" [/B] [B]"Call who back?" [/B] [B]"The FISH!" [/B] [B]"What fish?"[/B] [/QUOTE]
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