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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1394778" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #666600">When a zoo's gorilla dies, the zookeeper hires an actor to don a costume and act like an ape until the zoo can get another one. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #666600">In the cage, the actor makes faces, swings around and draws a huge crowd. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #666600">He then crawls across a partition and atop the lion's cage, infuriating the animal. But the actor stays in character - until he loses his grip and falls into the lion's cage.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #666600">Terrified, the actor shouts, "Help ! Help me!"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #666600">Too late. The lion pounces, opens its massive jaws and whispers, "Shut up! Do you want to get us both fired ?"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1394778, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#666600]When a zoo's gorilla dies, the zookeeper hires an actor to don a costume and act like an ape until the zoo can get another one. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#666600]In the cage, the actor makes faces, swings around and draws a huge crowd. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#666600]He then crawls across a partition and atop the lion's cage, infuriating the animal. But the actor stays in character - until he loses his grip and falls into the lion's cage.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#666600]Terrified, the actor shouts, "Help ! Help me!"[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#666600]Too late. The lion pounces, opens its massive jaws and whispers, "Shut up! Do you want to get us both fired ?"[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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