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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1397020" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>One Way Trip</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy not ever returning to Earth.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The interviewer asked the first applicant, an engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>“One million dollars,” the engineer answered. “And I want to donate it all to my alma mater--Rice University.”</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The next applicant was a doctor, and the interviewer asked him the same question.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>“Two millions dollars,” the doctor said. “I want to give a million to my family and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, “Three million dollars.”</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The lawyer replied, “You give me three million, I'll give you one million, I'll keep a million, and we'll send the engineer</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1397020, member: 1246"] [B]One Way Trip[/B] [B]NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy not ever returning to Earth.[/B] [B]The interviewer asked the first applicant, an engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going.[/B] [B]“One million dollars,” the engineer answered. “And I want to donate it all to my alma mater--Rice University.”[/B] [B]The next applicant was a doctor, and the interviewer asked him the same question.[/B] [B]“Two millions dollars,” the doctor said. “I want to give a million to my family and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”[/B] [B]The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, “Three million dollars.”[/B] [B]“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.[/B] [B]The lawyer replied, “You give me three million, I'll give you one million, I'll keep a million, and we'll send the engineer[/B] [/QUOTE]
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