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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1398979" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Perfect Dave</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>A man walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Dave."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Who?"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Dave Bronson. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Dave every single time."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"There are always a few clouds over everybody."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Not Dave. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"He was something, huh?"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"He had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"No wonder you remember him."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Well, I never actually met Dave."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Then how do you know so much about him?"</strong></p><p><strong>"I married his widow."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1398979, member: 1246"] [B]Perfect Dave[/B] [B]A man walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Dave."[/B] [B]"Who?"[/B] [B]"Dave Bronson. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Dave every single time."[/B] [B]"There are always a few clouds over everybody."[/B] [B]"Not Dave. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star."[/B] [B]"He was something, huh?"[/B] [B]"He had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out."[/B] [B]"No wonder you remember him."[/B] [B]"Well, I never actually met Dave."[/B] [B]"Then how do you know so much about him?" "I married his widow."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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