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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1405522" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Beware of Dog</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Upon entering a little country store, Randy noticed a sign reading, "Danger! Beware of Dog" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>He asked the store manager, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Yep, that's him," he replied. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Randy couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1405522, member: 1246"] [B]Beware of Dog[/B] [B]Upon entering a little country store, Randy noticed a sign reading, "Danger! Beware of Dog" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. [/B] [B]He asked the store manager, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" [/B] [B]"Yep, that's him," he replied. [/B] [B]Randy couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" [/B] [B]"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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