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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1409380" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>The year is 2016 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Susan Goldfarb. She calls up her mother a few weeks after election day and says,</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>'So, Mom, I assume you'll be coming to my inauguration?'</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>'I don't think so. It's a ten hour drive, your father isn't as young as he used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.'</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>'Don't worry about it Mom, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home.</strong></p><p><strong>And a limousine will pick you up at your door.'</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy-schmantzy, what on earth would I wear?'</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Susan replies, 'I'll make sure you have a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in New York.'</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>'Honey,' Mom complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.'</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Mom. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York, kosher all the way. Mom, I really want you to come.'</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>So Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan Goldfarb is being sworn in as President of the United States.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>In the front row sits the new President's mother, who leans over to a senator sitting next to her and says, 'You see that woman over there with her hand on the Torah, becoming President of the United States?</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The Senator whispers back, 'Yes I do.'</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Mom says proudly, "Her brother is a doctor".</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1409380, member: 1246"] [B]The year is 2016 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Susan Goldfarb. She calls up her mother a few weeks after election day and says, 'So, Mom, I assume you'll be coming to my inauguration?'[/B] [B]'I don't think so. It's a ten hour drive, your father isn't as young as he used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.'[/B] [B]'Don't worry about it Mom, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.'[/B] [B]'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy-schmantzy, what on earth would I wear?'[/B] [B]Susan replies, 'I'll make sure you have a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in New York.'[/B] [B]'Honey,' Mom complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.'[/B] [B]The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Mom. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York, kosher all the way. Mom, I really want you to come.'[/B] [B]So Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan Goldfarb is being sworn in as President of the United States.[/B] [B]In the front row sits the new President's mother, who leans over to a senator sitting next to her and says, 'You see that woman over there with her hand on the Torah, becoming President of the United States?[/B] [B]The Senator whispers back, 'Yes I do.'[/B] [B]Mom says proudly, "Her brother is a doctor".[/B] [/QUOTE]
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