Reply to thread

Message

<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1420559" data-attributes="member: 1246">Double-Prong AttackThe soldier was tired and sleepy from a long train ride in a miserable old-day coach. On top of this, two fussy old ladies were keeping him awake with argument about a window. One wanted it closed and the other wanted it open. This fuss finally brought the conductor. &quot;Conductor,&quot; said one, &quot;if that window is opened, I&#039;ll just freeze to death!&quot;&quot;And if it is kept closed,&quot; whined the other, &quot;I&#039;ll suffocate.&quot;The poor conductor didn&#039;t know what to do and finally turned to the GI for help. &quot;What would you do, soldier, if it were a military problem?&quot;&quot;In the Army we handle such problems like a double-prong attack. Open the window and freeze one of them, then close it and suffocate the other.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1420559, member: 1246"] [B]Double-Prong Attack[/B] [B]The soldier was tired and sleepy from a long train ride in a miserable old-day coach. On top of this, two fussy old ladies were keeping him awake with argument about a window. One wanted it closed and the other wanted it open. This fuss finally brought the conductor. [/B] [B]"Conductor," said one, "if that window is opened, I'll just freeze to death!" [/B] [B]"And if it is kept closed," whined the other, "I'll suffocate." [/B] [B]The poor conductor didn't know what to do and finally turned to the GI for help. "What would you do, soldier, if it were a military problem?" [/B] [B]"In the Army we handle such problems like a double-prong attack. Open the window and freeze one of them, then close it and suffocate the other."[/B] [/QUOTE]

Verification