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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1432603" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Speeding</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>An elderly lady was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>When she looked back again, their were two motorcycles following her. She shot up to 90 miles. The next time she looked around, there were three cops following her.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>She spotted a gas station ahead, screeched to a stop and ran into the ladies' room. Ten minutes later, she innocently walked out.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The three cops were standing there waiting for her. Without batting an eye, she said, "I'll bet none of you thought I would make it."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1432603, member: 1246"] [B]Speeding[/B] [B]An elderly lady was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her.[/B] [B]Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed.[/B] [B]When she looked back again, their were two motorcycles following her. She shot up to 90 miles. The next time she looked around, there were three cops following her.[/B] [B]She spotted a gas station ahead, screeched to a stop and ran into the ladies' room. Ten minutes later, she innocently walked out.[/B] [B]The three cops were standing there waiting for her. Without batting an eye, she said, "I'll bet none of you thought I would make it."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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