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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1457894" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 9px">(thanks, Trisha)</span></p><p></p><p>I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when </p><p>a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.</p><p></p><p></p><p>She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number!</p><p> </p><p>I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"</p><p> </p><p>She said, "I sure do."</p><p> </p><p>I said, " Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing."</p><p></p><p>My dental surgery is on Monday.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1457894, member: 1246"] [SIZE=1](thanks, Trisha)[/SIZE] I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt. She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number! I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?" She said, "I sure do." I said, " Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing." My dental surgery is on Monday. [/QUOTE]
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