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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1466727" data-attributes="member: 1246">Punny:&nbsp;A bicycle can&#039;t stand on its own because it is two-tired.&nbsp;What&#039;s the definition of a will? (Come on, it&#039;s a dead giveaway!)&nbsp;A backwards poet writes inverse.&nbsp;A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.&nbsp;If you don&#039;t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.&nbsp;With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.&nbsp;When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.&nbsp;The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.&nbsp;A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blownapart.&nbsp;A lot of money is tainted. It t&#039;aint yours and it t&#039;aint mine.&nbsp;A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.&nbsp;He had a photographic memory that was never developed.&nbsp;A short fortune-teller escaped from prison is a small medium-at-large.&nbsp;Once you&#039;ve seen one shopping center, you&#039;ve seen a mall.. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine .&nbsp;An actress who saw her first strands of grey hair thought she&#039;d dye.&nbsp;Acupuncture is a jab well done.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1466727, member: 1246"] Punny: A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!) A backwards poet writes inverse. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blownapart. A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. A short fortune-teller escaped from prison is a small medium-at-large. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. . Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine . An actress who saw her first strands of grey hair thought she'd dye. Acupuncture is a jab well done. [/QUOTE]

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