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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1537103" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.</p><p></p><p>When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Daytona Beach Church, </p><p>I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.</p><p></p><p>I sat down and Sharpton came up to me - I don't know why, </p><p>maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.</p><p></p><p>He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, </p><p>and the will of God, you will walk today."</p><p></p><p>I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, </p><p>and repeated the same thing.</p><p></p><p>Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.</p><p></p><p></p><p>After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1537103, member: 1246"] I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church. When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Daytona Beach Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about. I sat down and Sharpton came up to me - I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing. Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen! [/QUOTE]
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