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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1549865" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People </strong></p><p><strong>Questions and Answers from CARP Forum</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Q:</em>Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?</strong></p><p><strong><em>A:</em>Try a bookstore, under Fiction.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Q:</em>What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?</strong></p><p><strong><em>A:</em>Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Q:</em>Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? </strong></p><p><strong>Where can it be found?</strong></p><p><strong><em>A:</em>Yes. Matthew 14:92:</strong></p><p> <strong>"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt..."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Q:</em>How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband?</strong></p><p><strong><em>A:</em>Tell him you're pregnant.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Q:</em>How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?</strong></p><p><strong><em>A:</em>Take off your glasses.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Q:</em>Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?</strong></p><p><strong><em>A:</em>Go braless. It will usually pull them out..</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Q:</em>Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?</strong></p><p><strong><em>A:</em>Valets don't forget where they park your car.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Q:</em>Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?</strong></p><p><strong><em>A:</em>Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Q:</em>As people age, do they sleep more soundly?</strong></p><p><strong><em>A:</em>Yes, but usually in the afternoon.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Q:</em>Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?</strong></p><p><strong><em>A:</em>On their foreheads.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Q:</em>What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?</strong></p><p><strong><em>A:</em>"These are my stuff!"</strong></p><p><strong>SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1549865, member: 1246"] [B]CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People Questions and Answers from CARP Forum [I]Q:[/I]Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? [I]A:[/I]Try a bookstore, under Fiction. [I]Q:[/I]What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? [I]A:[/I]Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live. [I]Q:[/I]Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? Where can it be found? [I]A:[/I]Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt..." [I]Q:[/I]How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband? [I]A:[/I]Tell him you're pregnant. [I]Q:[/I]How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? [I]A:[/I]Take off your glasses. [I]Q:[/I]Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? [I]A:[/I]Go braless. It will usually pull them out.. [I]Q:[/I]Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? [I]A:[/I]Valets don't forget where they park your car. [I]Q:[/I]Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? [I]A:[/I]Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. [I]Q:[/I]As people age, do they sleep more soundly? [I]A:[/I]Yes, but usually in the afternoon. [I]Q:[/I]Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? [I]A:[/I]On their foreheads. [I]Q:[/I]What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? [I]A:[/I]"These are my stuff!" SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor![/B] [/QUOTE]
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