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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1593912" data-attributes="member: 1246">Here are a list of new words that we could probably use in this new world...1. Cashtration: The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.2. Ignoranus: A person who&#039;s both stupid and an ass.3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.5. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of having sex.7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn&#039;t get it.9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.12. Karmageddon: It&#039;s like when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it&#039;s a serious bummer.13. Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.14. Glibido: All talk and no action.15. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.16. Arachnoleptic Fit: The frantic dance performed just after you&#039;ve accidentally walked through a spider web.17. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.18. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half of a worm in the fruit you&#039;re eating</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1593912, member: 1246"] Here are a list of new words that we could probably use in this new world... 1. Cashtration: The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass. 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of having sex. 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. 12. Karmageddon: It's like when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer. 13. Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 14. Glibido: All talk and no action. 15. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 16. Arachnoleptic Fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 17. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 18. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half of a worm in the fruit you're eating [/QUOTE]

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