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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1716978" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>A Collection Of Insults</strong></span></p><p>A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.</p><p></p><p>A few guppies short of an aquarium.</p><p>A few inches short of a foot/yard.</p><p>A few kernels short of an ear.</p><p>A few kopeks short of a ruble.</p><p>A few links shy of a chain.</p><p>A few measures short of a staff.</p><p>A few open splices.</p><p>A few peas short of a pod/casserole.</p><p>A few pickles short of a jar.</p><p>A few pies short of a holiday.</p><p>A few planes short of an Air Force / hangar.</p><p>A few points short of a polygon.</p><p>A few revisions behind.</p><p>A few sandwiches/apples/ants short of a picnic.</p><p>A few screws loose.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1716978, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]A Collection Of Insults[/B][/SIZE] A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes. A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard. A few kernels short of an ear. A few kopeks short of a ruble. A few links shy of a chain. A few measures short of a staff. A few open splices. A few peas short of a pod/casserole. A few pickles short of a jar. A few pies short of a holiday. A few planes short of an Air Force / hangar. A few points short of a polygon. A few revisions behind. A few sandwiches/apples/ants short of a picnic. A few screws loose. [/QUOTE]
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