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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2235007" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Learned from T.V.</p><p></p><p>If you need to reload your gun, you will always</p><p>have more ammunition -even if you haven't</p><p>been carrying any before now.</p><p></p><p>You're very likely to survive any battle in any</p><p>war unless you make the mistake of showing</p><p>someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.</p><p></p><p>Should you wish to pass yourself off as a</p><p>German officer, it will not be necessary to</p><p>speak the language. Even a bad German accent will do.</p><p></p><p>If your town is threatened by an imminent</p><p>natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first</p><p>concern will be the tourist trade or his</p><p>forthcoming art exhibition.</p><p></p><p>The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any</p><p>window in Paris.</p><p></p><p>A man will show no pain while taking the most</p><p>ferocious beating but will wince when a woman</p><p>tries to clean his wounds.</p><p></p><p>If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will</p><p>be thrown through it before long.</p><p></p><p>When paying for a taxi, don't look at your</p><p>wallet as you take out a bill just grab one at</p><p>random and hand it over. It will always be the</p><p>exact fare.</p><p></p><p>Interbreeding is genetically possible with any</p><p>creature from elsewhere in the universe.</p><p></p><p>Kitchens don't have light switches. When</p><p>entering a kitchen at night, you should open the</p><p>fridge door and use that light instead.</p><p></p><p>If staying in a haunted house, women should</p><p>investigate any strange noises in their most</p><p>revealing underwear.</p><p></p><p>Word processors never display a cursor on</p><p>screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.</p><p></p><p>Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and</p><p>waffles for their family every morning even</p><p>though their husband and children never have</p><p>time to eat it.</p><p></p><p>Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.</p><p></p><p>The Chief of Police will always suspend his star</p><p>detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.</p><p></p><p>A single match will be sufficient to light up a</p><p>room the size of RFK Stadium.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2235007, member: 1246"] Learned from T.V. If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition -even if you haven't been carrying any before now. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. Even a bad German accent will do. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe. Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear. Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it. Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames. The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium. [/QUOTE]
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