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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2250222" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?</p><p>A: A Candy Baa.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?</p><p>A: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. </p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?</p><p>A: A b-aa-aa-aa-d situation.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do sheep greet each other at Christmas? </p><p>A: Merry Christmas to Ewe!</p><p></p><p>Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? </p><p>A: "Fleece Navidad!"</p><p></p><p>Q: How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater? </p><p>A: Don't be silly - sheep can't knit!</p><p></p><p>Q: What animal sounds like a sheep but isn't? </p><p>A: A baaaa-boon!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a dancing sheep? </p><p>A: A baa-lerina!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a sheep that is always quiet? </p><p>A: A shhhheep!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs? </p><p>A: A cloud.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine? </p><p>A: An animal that can sew its own sweaters.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2250222, member: 1246"] Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A: A Candy Baa. Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun? A: A b-aa-aa-aa-d situation. Q: How do sheep greet each other at Christmas? A: Merry Christmas to Ewe! Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? A: "Fleece Navidad!" Q: How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater? A: Don't be silly - sheep can't knit! Q: What animal sounds like a sheep but isn't? A: A baaaa-boon! Q: What do you call a dancing sheep? A: A baa-lerina! Q: What do you call a sheep that is always quiet? A: A shhhheep! Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud. Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine? A: An animal that can sew its own sweaters. [/QUOTE]
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