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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2596894" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Food one-liners........</p><p></p><p></p><p>The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."</p><p>On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.</p><p>A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He kept favoring curry.</p><p>A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.</p><p>The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.</p><p>A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.</p><p>Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.</p><p>Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."</p><p></p><p>I thought you were trying to get into shape?</p><p>I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2596894, member: 1246"] Food one-liners........ The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips." On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack. A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He kept favoring curry. A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills. The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate. A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing. Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you. Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter." I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle. [/QUOTE]
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