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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2677819" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><u>BEAUTY PARLOR</u></strong></p><p><strong>A place where women curl up and dye.</strong></p><p><strong><u>CHICKENS</u></strong></p><p><strong>The only animal you eat before they are born</strong> <strong>and after they are dead.</strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><u>COMMITTEE</u></strong></p><p><strong>A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.</strong></p><p><strong><u>DUST</u></strong></p><p><strong>Mud with the juice squeezed out.</strong></p><p><strong><u>EGOTIST</u></strong></p><p><strong><strong>Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.</strong></strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><u>HANDKERCHIEF</u></strong></p><p><strong>Cold Storage.</strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><u>INFLATION</u></strong></p><p><strong><strong>Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.</strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><u>MOSQUITO </u></strong></p><p><strong><strong>An insect that makes you like flies better.</strong></strong> </p><p><strong><u>POLITICAL CORRECTNESS</u></strong></p><p><strong>A doctrine fostered by a delusional,</strong> <strong>illogical minority who somehow believe one can pick up <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> by its clean end.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><u>RAISIN</u></strong></p><p><strong>A grape with a sunburn.</strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><u>SECRET</u></strong></p><p><strong>A story you tell to one person at a time.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><u>TOOTHACHE</u></strong></p><p><strong>The pain that drives you to extraction.</strong></p><p><strong><u>TOMORROW</u></strong> <strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.</strong></strong></p><p><strong><u>YAWN</u></strong></p><p><strong>An honest opinion openly expressed.</strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><u>WRINKLES</u></strong></p><p><strong>Something other people have....similar to my character lines.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2677819, member: 1246"] [B][U]BEAUTY PARLOR[/U][/B] [B]A place where women curl up and dye. [U]CHICKENS[/U][/B] [B]The only animal you eat before they are born[/B] [B]and after they are dead.[/B] [B][U]COMMITTEE[/U] A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. [U]DUST[/U][/B] [B]Mud with the juice squeezed out. [U]EGOTIST[/U] [B]Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.[/B][/B] [B][U]HANDKERCHIEF[/U][/B] [B]Cold Storage.[/B] [B][U]INFLATION[/U] [B]Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.[/B][/B] [B][U]MOSQUITO [/U] [B]An insect that makes you like flies better.[/B][/B] [B][U]POLITICAL CORRECTNESS[/U] A doctrine fostered by a delusional,[/B] [B]illogical minority who somehow believe one can pick up :censored: by its clean end.[/B] [B][U]RAISIN[/U][/B] [B]A grape with a sunburn.[/B] [B][U]SECRET[/U][/B] [B]A story you tell to one person at a time.[/B] [B][U]TOOTHACHE[/U] The pain that drives you to extraction. [U]TOMORROW[/U][/B] [B] [B]One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.[/B] [U]YAWN[/U][/B] [B]An honest opinion openly expressed.[/B] [B][U]WRINKLES[/U][/B] [B]Something other people have....similar to my character lines.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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