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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2770515" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A man being tried for murder happens to know one of the jurors. Before jury deliberation, the man finds a way to contact his friend and emphatically demands that he vote for life in prison with the possibility of parole. The friend agrees.</p><p>The jury deliberates for a week and returns a verdict of guilty with life imprisonment. The convicted man phones his friend and asks why it took so long for the verdict.</p><p>His friend says, 'It took me a long time to convince the other jurors for life imprisonment.'</p><p>'Why is that?'</p><p>'Because they wanted to acquit you!'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2770515, member: 1246"] A man being tried for murder happens to know one of the jurors. Before jury deliberation, the man finds a way to contact his friend and emphatically demands that he vote for life in prison with the possibility of parole. The friend agrees. The jury deliberates for a week and returns a verdict of guilty with life imprisonment. The convicted man phones his friend and asks why it took so long for the verdict. His friend says, 'It took me a long time to convince the other jurors for life imprisonment.' 'Why is that?' 'Because they wanted to acquit you!' [/QUOTE]
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