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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2843103" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Steven Wright ......</strong></span></p><p></p><p>If the pen is mightier than the sword, in a duel I'll let you have the pen!</p><p></p><p>What do batteries run on?</p><p></p><p>I was cleaning out my closet and I found a swim suit that I had made out of sponges. I remember one time when I wore it. When I got out of the swimming pool nobody could go swimming until I came back.</p><p></p><p>I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.</p><p></p><p>Why is it, "A penny for your thoughts," but, "you have to put your two cents in?" Somebody's making a penny.</p><p></p><p>My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2843103, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Steven Wright ......[/B][/SIZE] [B][/B] If the pen is mightier than the sword, in a duel I'll let you have the pen! What do batteries run on? I was cleaning out my closet and I found a swim suit that I had made out of sponges. I remember one time when I wore it. When I got out of the swimming pool nobody could go swimming until I came back. I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Why is it, "A penny for your thoughts," but, "you have to put your two cents in?" Somebody's making a penny. My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments [/QUOTE]
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