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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2918253" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?</p><p>If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?</p><p>If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?</p><p>If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?</p><p>If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?</p><p>If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?</p><p>Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?</p><p>Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?</p><p>How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2918253, member: 1246"] Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? [/QUOTE]
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