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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3319887" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Good News: You baptised seven people today in the river.</p><p>Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current.</p><p></p><p>Good News: The women's group voted to send you a get-well card.</p><p>Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30.</p><p> </p><p>Good News: The pastor-parish relations committee accepted your job description the way you wrote it.</p><p>Bad News: They were so inspired by it that they asked the bishop to send a new minister capable of filling the position.</p><p></p><p>Good News: The trustees finally voted to add more church parking.</p><p>Bad News: They are going to blacktop the front lawn of the parsonage.</p><p> </p><p>Good News: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks.</p><p>Bad News: You were on vacation.</p><p> </p><p>Good News: Your biggest critic just left your community.</p><p>Bad News: He has been appointed as your conference bishop.</p><p></p><p>Good News: The youth of the church came to your house for a visit.</p><p>Bad News: It was in the middle of the night and they were armed with toilet paper and shaving cream.</p><p> </p><p>Good News: The Church Council has agreed to send you to the Holy Land for study.</p><p>Bad News: They are waiting for war to break out before sending you.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3319887, member: 1246"] Good News: You baptised seven people today in the river. Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current. Good News: The women's group voted to send you a get-well card. Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30. Good News: The pastor-parish relations committee accepted your job description the way you wrote it. Bad News: They were so inspired by it that they asked the bishop to send a new minister capable of filling the position. Good News: The trustees finally voted to add more church parking. Bad News: They are going to blacktop the front lawn of the parsonage. Good News: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks. Bad News: You were on vacation. Good News: Your biggest critic just left your community. Bad News: He has been appointed as your conference bishop. Good News: The youth of the church came to your house for a visit. Bad News: It was in the middle of the night and they were armed with toilet paper and shaving cream. Good News: The Church Council has agreed to send you to the Holy Land for study. Bad News: They are waiting for war to break out before sending you. [/QUOTE]
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