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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3336081" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.</p><p>Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. “Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.” said the wife.</p><p></p><p>The fairy moved her magic stick and – abracadabra! – two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.</p><p></p><p>Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: “Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”</p><p></p><p>The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish… So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! – the husband became 92 years old.</p><p></p><p>The moral of this story: “Fairies are female.”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3336081, member: 1246"] A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. “Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.” said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and – abracadabra! – two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: “Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.” The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish… So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! – the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: “Fairies are female.” [/QUOTE]
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