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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3443819" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>I Get No Respect .........</p><p></p><p>"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips..yet she won't drink from my glass!"</p><p></p><p>"Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!"</p><p></p><p>"I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette!"</p><p></p><p>"A travel agent offered me a 21 day special. He told me I would fly from New York to London. Then from Tokyo back to New York. I asked him...how am I supposed to get from London to Tokyo? He told me . . . that is why we give you 21 days.</p><p></p><p>"Another travel agent told me I could spend 7 nights in Hawaii...No days..just nights."</p><p></p><p>"My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good."</p><p></p><p>"My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said...did you see the guy that did it? She said ... No, but I got the license plate."</p><p></p><p>"A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!"</p><p></p><p>"I went to a massage parlor. It was self service."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3443819, member: 1246"] I Get No Respect ......... "It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips..yet she won't drink from my glass!" "Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!" "I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette!" "A travel agent offered me a 21 day special. He told me I would fly from New York to London. Then from Tokyo back to New York. I asked him...how am I supposed to get from London to Tokyo? He told me . . . that is why we give you 21 days. "Another travel agent told me I could spend 7 nights in Hawaii...No days..just nights." "My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good." "My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said...did you see the guy that did it? She said ... No, but I got the license plate." "A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!" "I went to a massage parlor. It was self service." [/QUOTE]
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