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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4147432" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Q: How do you plant dope?</p><p>A: Bury a blonde.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?</p><p>A: Wave to her.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?</p><p>A: Shine a torch in her ears.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?</p><p>A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you kill a blonde?</p><p>A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.</p><p></p><p>Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool?</p><p>A: No smoking.</p><p></p><p>Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside?</p><p>A: She grabs a bowl.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4147432, member: 1246"] Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool? A: No smoking. Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? A: She grabs a bowl. [/QUOTE]
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