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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4168903" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."</p><p>With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."</p><p>And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down.</p><p>The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4168903, member: 1246"] A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River." [/QUOTE]
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