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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4356336" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear - no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"</p><p>The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."</p><p>"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."</p><p>The general said, "Drive on!"</p><p>The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."</p><p>The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"</p><p>The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the driver?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4356336, member: 1246"] A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear - no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?" The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler." "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield." The general said, "Drive on!" The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker." The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!" The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the driver? [/QUOTE]
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