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Jury duty; the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card!!
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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 574401" data-attributes="member: 5402"><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The last time I actually served on a jury was May of 1984. Back then we were called for the whole month. Now it is just a one day / one trial commitment. We used to play pitch and poker most of the time. At lunch time we went out to the various establishments in the downtown area. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>A few of such establishments had live entertainment! They had dancing girls. These girls were fine dancers and took their vocation seriously. They must have been poorly paid because they didn't have much for costumes and what they had was of poor quality. As they danced, more and more of their costumes would fall off until they had nothing left on!<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/wink.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":wink2:" title="Wink :wink2:" data-shortname=":wink2:" /></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The patrons must have noticed this too because they were all giving dollar bills to these poor girls. This made the girls happy and they would dance a little harder for the donor. I only had a five and gave it to one of the dancers. She acted like I was her friend for life. I expected to get four dollar bills back in change, but she only held up a quarter!. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The clumsy girl dropped it on the bar. Modesty prevents me from telling you how she actually picked it up!<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/surprised.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":surprised:" title="Surprised :surprised:" data-shortname=":surprised:" /> I still have that quarter. It's the only one I've ever seen with George Washington wearing a big **** eating grin!<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/happy-very.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":happy-very:" title="Happy Very :happy-very:" data-shortname=":happy-very:" /></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>We often went back to the courthouse drunk. Thankfully, the judge never found out!<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/anxious.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":anxious:" title="Anxious :anxious:" data-shortname=":anxious:" /></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 574401, member: 5402"] [COLOR=DarkRed][B]The last time I actually served on a jury was May of 1984. Back then we were called for the whole month. Now it is just a one day / one trial commitment. We used to play pitch and poker most of the time. At lunch time we went out to the various establishments in the downtown area. A few of such establishments had live entertainment! They had dancing girls. These girls were fine dancers and took their vocation seriously. They must have been poorly paid because they didn't have much for costumes and what they had was of poor quality. As they danced, more and more of their costumes would fall off until they had nothing left on!:wink2: The patrons must have noticed this too because they were all giving dollar bills to these poor girls. This made the girls happy and they would dance a little harder for the donor. I only had a five and gave it to one of the dancers. She acted like I was her friend for life. I expected to get four dollar bills back in change, but she only held up a quarter!. The clumsy girl dropped it on the bar. Modesty prevents me from telling you how she actually picked it up!:surprised: I still have that quarter. It's the only one I've ever seen with George Washington wearing a big **** eating grin!:happy-very: We often went back to the courthouse drunk. Thankfully, the judge never found out!:anxious:[/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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