Just returned from Intergrad

[Dhydratd]

30 years ago all we had to know was "All Good Kids Like Milk". That's it! I can't quote all that crap and I tell my sup the same. Somehow, I've managed 20 years w/out an avoidable just the same.

 

[Staydryitsraining]

WHAT KIND OF FUN WOULD THAT BE

ITS SO LOUD IN HERE I HAVE TO YELL

 

[Richard Cranium]

Hello my fellow ups people. I just made an account. Last week I attended the intergrad school for a week. It was in Maryland. 3 people did not make it. I thought it was easy since I pre-load and have some general knowledge. Plus I grew up in the country driving anything with wheels. I learned a lot about my uniform which they were very strict on. They don't give you much driving time on the road. The 2 minute drill where you have to talk constantly and point out hazards and what not is so stupid. The course they set-up is easy but they want you to do it an exact way (such as leaving one foot in and one foot out for a dock stop), as long as the damn box gets delivered, but I understand why they do it. I only wish I could practice more on the DIAD. I left my DIAD on my desk the 2nd day for uniform inspection and I had to sing and dance Friday in front of class, lol. By the way I took request and sang Adele, I moonwalked also. I learned a lot and the teachers had great tips and stories( especially ones about dealing with dogs), lol. I'm excited to start driving, I like driving I can do it all day(I'll regret that sentence soon), plus your by yourself(no jerkoffs telling me what to do), and of course the $$$. Be careful drivers and I bleed brown baby. Remember it's just cardboard.

Singing Adele and doing the moonwalk could be grounds for termination. Please explain what you learned about your uniform.

 

[Dhydratd]

...By the way I took request and sang Adele, I moonwalked also.

Please return your man card immediately!

 

[bumped]

Hello my fellow ups people. I just made an account. Last week I attended the intergrad school for a week. It was in Maryland. 3 people did not make it. I thought it was easy since I pre-load and have some general knowledge. Plus I grew up in the country driving anything with wheels. I learned a lot about my uniform which they were very strict on. They don't give you much driving time on the road. The 2 minute drill where you have to talk constantly and point out hazards and what not is so stupid. The course they set-up is easy but they want you to do it an exact way (such as leaving one foot in and one foot out for a dock stop), as long as the damn box gets delivered, but I understand why they do it. I only wish I could practice more on the DIAD. I left my DIAD on my desk the 2nd day for uniform inspection and I had to sing and dance Friday in front of class, lol. By the way I took request and sang Adele, I moonwalked also. I learned a lot and the teachers had great tips and stories( especially ones about dealing with dogs), lol. I'm excited to start driving, I like driving I can do it all day(I'll regret that sentence soon), plus your by yourself(no jerkoffs telling me what to do), and of course the $$$. Be careful drivers and I bleed brown baby. Remember it's just cardboard.

I hope you like driving at night also. You'll spend many hours a year driving in the dark.

 

[Wally]

Hello my fellow ups people. I just made an account. Last week I attended the intergrad school for a week. It was in Maryland. 3 people did not make it. I thought it was easy since I pre-load and have some general knowledge. Plus I grew up in the country driving anything with wheels. I learned a lot about my uniform which they were very strict on. They don't give you much driving time on the road. The 2 minute drill where you have to talk constantly and point out hazards and what not is so stupid. The course they set-up is easy but they want you to do it an exact way (such as leaving one foot in and one foot out for a dock stop), as long as the damn box gets delivered, but I understand why they do it. I only wish I could practice more on the DIAD. I left my DIAD on my desk the 2nd day for uniform inspection and I had to sing and dance Friday in front of class, lol. By the way I took request and sang Adele, I moonwalked also. I learned a lot and the teachers had great tips and stories( especially ones about dealing with dogs), lol. I'm excited to start driving, I like driving I can do it all day(I'll regret that sentence soon), plus your by yourself(no jerkoffs telling me what to do), and of course the $$$. Be careful drivers and I bleed brown baby. Remember it's just cardboard.

Back up as far as you can, DR, drive, repeat...

 

[Wally]

START CHECKING IPS AND BAN PEOPLE WHO OPEN MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS JUST TO START STUPID THREADS

Shouting?

 

[silenze]

I hope you like driving at night also. You'll spend many hours a year driving in the dark.

Saturdays in the dark

 

[Benben]

WTF is 1 foot in and 1 foot out for a dock stop? ANYBODY?

And the uniform crap? WHAT THE ? I have seen drivers missing entire pockets off shirts and jackets missing sleeves and center manager's still refusing to order new browns!!

 

[DumbTruckDriver]

WTF is 1 foot in and 1 foot out for a dock stop? ANYBODY?

And the uniform crap? WHAT THE ? I have seen drivers missing entire pockets off shirts and jackets missing sleeves and center manager's still refusing to order new browns!!

Half my shirts are missing the shield.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

I hope you like driving at night also. You'll spend many hours a year driving in the dark.

Some people aren't scared of the dark.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Half my shirts are missing the shield.

Turn them inside out ... wow! There they are.

 

[DumbTruckDriver]

Turn them inside out ... wow! There they are.

Holy crap!

 

[Tom MacDonald]

 

[Coldworld]

Where’s the meme where that puppet is barfing... that’s my thoughts on the op post and on “bleeding brown”.... lmao

 

[Coldworld]

Just get back from Integrad?

He was sent to driving school 10 years after he started driving... I have NEVER heard of that happening to anyone here.... I’m guessing they weren’t happy with his performance and sent him to school to try to scare him into running his ass off for the next 20 years... looks like it worked...

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

He was sent to driving school 10 years after he started driving... I have NEVER heard of that happening to anyone here.... I’m guessing they weren’t happy with his performance and sent him to school to try to scare him into running his ass off for the next 20 years... looks like it worked...

There were actually two of us who had been hired at the same time sent to school at the same time.

I had a blast. Easiest two weeks of my career.

 

[Wally]

Some people aren't scared of the dark.

Get a route in the hood.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Get a route in the hood.

Oh, that dark!

 

[Wally]

Oh, that dark!

No, plenty of street lights.