Oh come on now, you can't lump us all in with those martians from jersey!
Luckily for those idiots, New Jersey's concealed carry laws are impossibly strict. It would not end well for anyone involved if they attacked someone who was discreetly armed.
A few years ago the school boys around here played a game called "sack slap". After a few of the kids ended up in the emergency ward with testicle problems law enforcement started pressing assult charges against those who did the slapping. All of a sudden it wasn't so funny anymore and the "game" stopped.
That sounds similar to a popular game that's all the rage with the schoolkids in my district....but I believe they call it "ball maul"
Freakin' kids are brutal basstids these days