Laziest person ,easiest pool in the building

[542thruNthru]

Are you still drunk? Lol.

Not going to lie. I started drinking again to help counter act the hangover.

 

[over9five]

I have twice as much downtime as lunch and breaks.

 

[Covemastah]

It seems as though everyone who comes on here has the hardest pull, delivers the most packages, or is the hardest worker at their building.
This is a thread for the people who skate by doing the absolute bare minimum while still pulling down bank

How many movies you watch a week at the customer counter ??

 

[Covemastah]

I have twice as much downtime as lunch and breaks.

You get more down time here , than she allows you on the cruises !!

 

[Turdferguson]

How many movies you watch a week at the customer counter ??

Been watching seasons of Chicago PD lately. Average about four episodes a day

 

[Covemastah]

Been watching seasons of Chicago PD lately. Average about four episodes a day

You live better than a feedah driver

 

[BestMgrEver]

Where's the 'every hourly is lazy' option?

 

[Turdferguson]

You live better than a feedah driver

That's what I tell the feeder guys who tell me to go into feeders

 

[watdaflock?]

This is a thread for the people who skate by doing the absolute bare minimum while still pulling down bank

This is the epitome why unions are for mediocre employees.

 

[UPSER1987]

Oh this thread is really going to upset @UPSER1987

It doesn’t as I already know this. Just as everyone here says the voted during the contract, but the overall turnout was like 4 people. Some things are just a given.

 

[Whitelightning1534]

FedEx Express drivers are.

At least customer counter handles packages heavier than a envelope.

FedEx lost my package three times and every time lied about it being delivered and said they left an attempted delivery sticker or whatever on my door and they didnt

 

[Indecisi0n]

Preload is hands down the easiest job at UPS.


Hey bakerdoodle .

 

[Jackburton]

This is the epitome why unions are for mediocre employees.

It’s spelled highly paid, not everyone is cut out to make it look hard while skating by, ain’t that right @Old Man Jingles

 

[Redtag]

Where's the 'every hourly is lazy' option?

Lol... I bet you were the best when you were in a package car.

Not sure it’s the same on the package side but in automotive the mechanics I worked with that took the “promotion” were absolutely useless on the floor. However, after promotion all of them claimed to be the fastest and best mechanics ever.

 

[542thruNthru]

It doesn’t as I already know this. Just as everyone here says the voted during the contract, but the overall turnout was like 4 people. Some things are just a given.

As you've proven all by yourself. There are always the pretenders.

 

[Rack em]

I give them a good day when they give me a good dispatch. I give them a bad day when they give me a bad dispatch. Some days if I feel like it I'll give them an extra stop an hour.

 

[542thruNthru]

I give them a good day when they give me a good dispatch. I give them a bad day when they give me a bad dispatch. Some days if I feel like it I'll give them an extra stop an hour.

 

[Rack em]

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HORSES!? We can't afford to lose no horses...

 

[KoennenTiger]

My route is 85% business. Twice I week I blow out in the morning, twice a week I blow out during PU. It's heavy and when I first got it I struggled to get a lunch or break in (until I just started taking them and they had to keep sending a resi guy to take some of my businesses during PU time). It's actually been pretty great. They just can't give me any more. They keep trying, every time I get new mngmt they send a FTer to over supervise me, but I'm not slacking. I follow the methods straight up.

So during peak and during this prime week heck I'm done at 6pm. They usually don't direct me to help a resi guy, they have cover guys do that, but sometimes they'll ask.

If I want some extra $$ I just move slow when I'm doing my 20 resis at the end of the day. Or volunteer to help.

My whole loop is like this but the other guys? One has a training route the other will be 3 hours over every day and then file a 9.5 grievance if they give him any more. They've tried to fire him but he's following the methods. The last part of the loop is a nutty messed up route they just bid out. Mostly because the economy is too good and they didn't want to keep having a resi guy break off to come take 5 business stops from me while I'm PU.

If they try giving me a day I can't do again? I just don't do it. Missed service is not my problem so long at I'm following the methods.