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<blockquote data-quote="fethrs" data-source="post: 499293" data-attributes="member: 14846"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - She loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target. </span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">Dear Mrs.Donahue, </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Donahue, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away? This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">12. October 6: In the a uto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">And last, but not least: </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000">15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>A Good Credit Score is 700 or Above. </strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="fethrs, post: 499293, member: 14846"] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - She loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]Dear Mrs.Donahue, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Donahue, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away? This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]12. October 6: In the a uto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]And last, but not least: [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=#000000]15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [COLOR=black][B]A Good Credit Score is 700 or Above. [/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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