Lindsay Lohan to appear in UPS commercial

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by Fighting4yourRights, Oct 2, 2007.

  1. Fighting4yourRights

    Fighting4yourRights Heavy Weight

    Now I think this *might* be a rumor but I doubt it because I heard from an extremely reliable source that Lindsay Lohan has been hired by UPS marketing to shoot a commercial to boost the UPS image. I think this is absolutely wonderful for our image and it's about time America's sweetheart gives something back to the community. I will post the first outake from the proposed commercial below.
  2. maybe I am an idiot but where does it say anything about UPS?
  3. sendagain

    sendagain Member

    I fail to see what good an actress like Lohan would do for UPS. She's on a downward spiral and UPS is way to conservative to use her to promote the company; unless she jumps up and down for a methadone delivery.
  4. browned_out

    browned_out Member

    :crying: No crack whore's please!
  5. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Is she going to film it from her re-hab place in Utah ?? :sad:
  6. brownarmyboy

    brownarmyboy New Member

    She did say in Maxim that her boobs have been a big hit. Maybe she will jump up and down..Who knows?:thumbup1:
  7. raceanoncr

    raceanoncr Well-Known Member

    Is this Mike again? Cut it out, you kidder!!!!!
  8. MR_Vengeance

    MR_Vengeance United Parcel Survivor

    UPS should hire the guy who came up with those funny FEDEX commercials.
  9. Gardner

    Gardner New Member

    Ummm, so I take it you believe Ms. Lohan has a positive image to share? :wink:
  10. disneyworld

    disneyworld Active Member

  11. MR_Vengeance

    MR_Vengeance United Parcel Survivor


    LOHAN: oh my god, oh my god, is this for me?
    DRIVER: yes ms Lohan, I just need your signature right here.
    LOHAN: you guys are so so fast, I just ordered this stuff from Colombia yesterday. i was hoping to get it before my birthday you know, we have this huge party, you know whitney houston is gonna be there.........
    DRIVER: thats great, you should know that our NDA is guaranteed to be on time, everytime.When you need it, we deliver it!!!
  12. local804

    local804 Well-Known Member

    I would have alot of fun with her as my helper.
  13. athena

    athena Member

  14. loserupser

    loserupser Two minute Therapist

    ILL take the whore!!
  15. Fighting4yourRights

    Fighting4yourRights Heavy Weight

    Don't you just love love love the Debbie Downer video? Makes me laugh every time. You can hardly tell that Lindsay just came from powdering her nose in the bathroom. She's America's sweatheart. :clap::clap::clap::clap::taz::taz::taz::taz::poop:

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    Lindsay Lohan??? That girl messed up! We already have a chick doing UPS commercials....see long haired dude in white board commercials!
  17. Lobofan5

    Lobofan5 New Member

    Short, direct and accurate. Good job man!
  18. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan has checked out of a rehab clinic in Utah where she went in August following charges of drunken driving and cocaine possession, People magazine reported on Friday.