Ok, I know there are many of these out there, so who's got some good ones they heard from their center manager or on-car sup that really made you say What book did you learn that from? one of my favorites went like this. Sup: Send in Eta to building WITH TIME. Me: Am going to be over 9.5 by 15 minutes. Sup: I need 15 minutes Me: I need 15 less stops. Sup: Need you to make 9.5 Me: Sorry And after booking off sick....... Me: I wont be in....too sick. Sup: Need you to work through it, I'll see you at 0830. Me: I'm sorry, can't. Sup: Can't you take something? I know they got a job to do, but sometimes what they say just really cracks me up. One of these days I'm gonna write a book full of these quotes and sell it. Oh, wait.....I'd probably get sued for copyright infringement.