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<blockquote data-quote="freeloader" data-source="post: 288982" data-attributes="member: 12163"><p>Oh I got another. When I was a small sorter way back in the days before overhead scanners, baggers had to read all the packages as they bagged them to prevent missorts. Reading packages really slowed baggers down so near the end of the night the sort manager would tell us to just bag and not read the packages. During an audit, of course we had to read everything all night.</p><p></p><p>Sort Manager: if the auditors ask, you read everything, all the time.</p><p>Baggers: yeah, sure, no problem</p><p></p><p>Auditor (to bagger): do you read every package, all the time?</p><p>Bagger: uh, no not all the time.</p><p></p><p>(Later on, bagger in Sort Manager's office)</p><p>Sort Manager: I thought I told you to say you read everything, all the time.</p><p>Bagger: yes you did</p><p>Sort Manager: Then why did you say that you didn't.</p><p>Bagger: because that's the truth and I didn't want to lie</p><p>Sort Manager: Why on earth would you tell the truth when I told you exactly what to say??</p><p>Bagger: I didn't want to lie</p><p>Sort Manager: good bye</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="freeloader, post: 288982, member: 12163"] Oh I got another. When I was a small sorter way back in the days before overhead scanners, baggers had to read all the packages as they bagged them to prevent missorts. Reading packages really slowed baggers down so near the end of the night the sort manager would tell us to just bag and not read the packages. During an audit, of course we had to read everything all night. Sort Manager: if the auditors ask, you read everything, all the time. Baggers: yeah, sure, no problem Auditor (to bagger): do you read every package, all the time? Bagger: uh, no not all the time. (Later on, bagger in Sort Manager's office) Sort Manager: I thought I told you to say you read everything, all the time. Bagger: yes you did Sort Manager: Then why did you say that you didn't. Bagger: because that's the truth and I didn't want to lie Sort Manager: Why on earth would you tell the truth when I told you exactly what to say?? Bagger: I didn't want to lie Sort Manager: good bye [/QUOTE]
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