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<blockquote data-quote="oldngray" data-source="post: 1426087" data-attributes="member: 45230"><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>What It’s Like to Carry Your Nobel Prize through Airport Security</strong></span></p><p></p><p>“When I won this, my grandma, who lives in Fargo, North Dakota, wanted to see it. I was coming around so I decided I’d bring my Nobel Prize. You would think that carrying around a Nobel Prize would be uneventful, and it was uneventful, until I tried to leave Fargo with it, and went through the X-ray machine. I could see they were puzzled. It was in my laptop bag. It’s made of gold, so it absorbs all the X-rays—it’s completely black. And they had never seen anything completely black.</p><p></p><p>“They’re like, ‘Sir, there’s something in your bag.’</p><p>I said, ‘Yes, I think it’s this box.’</p><p>They said, ‘What’s in the box?’</p><p>I said, ‘a large gold medal,’ as one does.</p><p>So they opened it up and they said, ‘What’s it made out of?’</p><p>I said, ‘gold.’</p><p>And they’re like, ‘Uhhhh. Who gave this to you?’</p><p>‘The King of Sweden.’</p><p>‘Why did he give this to you?’</p><p>‘Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.’</p><p>At which point, they were beginning to lose their sense of humor. I explained to them it was a Nobel Prize, and their main question was, ‘Why were you in Fargo?’”</p><p><a href="http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/2014/10/10/nobel-prize-airport-security/" target="_blank">http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/2014/10/10/nobel-prize-airport-security/</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="oldngray, post: 1426087, member: 45230"] [SIZE=6][B]What It’s Like to Carry Your Nobel Prize through Airport Security[/B][/SIZE] “When I won this, my grandma, who lives in Fargo, North Dakota, wanted to see it. I was coming around so I decided I’d bring my Nobel Prize. You would think that carrying around a Nobel Prize would be uneventful, and it was uneventful, until I tried to leave Fargo with it, and went through the X-ray machine. I could see they were puzzled. It was in my laptop bag. It’s made of gold, so it absorbs all the X-rays—it’s completely black. And they had never seen anything completely black. “They’re like, ‘Sir, there’s something in your bag.’ I said, ‘Yes, I think it’s this box.’ They said, ‘What’s in the box?’ I said, ‘a large gold medal,’ as one does. So they opened it up and they said, ‘What’s it made out of?’ I said, ‘gold.’ And they’re like, ‘Uhhhh. Who gave this to you?’ ‘The King of Sweden.’ ‘Why did he give this to you?’ ‘Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.’ At which point, they were beginning to lose their sense of humor. I explained to them it was a Nobel Prize, and their main question was, ‘Why were you in Fargo?’” [url]http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/2014/10/10/nobel-prize-airport-security/[/url] [/QUOTE]
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