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<blockquote data-quote="over9five" data-source="post: 825477" data-attributes="member: 1401"><p>The following story is the absolute truth:</p><p> </p><p>Five lines coming into Foxboro Stadium for a David Bowie concert. Five security officers searching the men as fast as we can. Two police officers just standing by in case there's any trouble makers. We're pulling all SORTS of contraband and filling the barrels. We are not allowed to search the girls.</p><p> </p><p>Suddenly, in the loudest voice I ever heard.... "I DEMAND TO BE SEARCHED!!!! EQUAL RIGHTS!!!".</p><p>Everything stopped. The lines stopped, the searching stopped, the noise stopped. </p><p>And she was in MY line. Everyone was watching, all the security, all the people. The cops were even looking and laughing.</p><p>"You don't need to be searched, go on in", I said.</p><p>"I DEMAND to be searched".</p><p>A million thoughts went through my head in the next three seconds. Finally I decided this job sucked anyhow, and if they fired me Oh well.</p><p>I gave the girl <strong>the</strong> most thorough patdown you possibly could while leaving her dressed. She smiled, said "Thank you" and walked in. Everyone cheered!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>PS. The girl behind her declined to be searched.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="over9five, post: 825477, member: 1401"] The following story is the absolute truth: Five lines coming into Foxboro Stadium for a David Bowie concert. Five security officers searching the men as fast as we can. Two police officers just standing by in case there's any trouble makers. We're pulling all SORTS of contraband and filling the barrels. We are not allowed to search the girls. Suddenly, in the loudest voice I ever heard.... "I DEMAND TO BE SEARCHED!!!! EQUAL RIGHTS!!!". Everything stopped. The lines stopped, the searching stopped, the noise stopped. And she was in MY line. Everyone was watching, all the security, all the people. The cops were even looking and laughing. "You don't need to be searched, go on in", I said. "I DEMAND to be searched". A million thoughts went through my head in the next three seconds. Finally I decided this job sucked anyhow, and if they fired me Oh well. I gave the girl [B]the[/B] most thorough patdown you possibly could while leaving her dressed. She smiled, said "Thank you" and walked in. Everyone cheered! PS. The girl behind her declined to be searched. [/QUOTE]
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