Megyn Kelly, Fox News Sez Santa Is White But She Left Out The Shaman Part

[Catatonic]

If you were stranded on a desert island would you prefer you were alone with Megyn or Maddow?

I'd choose Maddow, she is probably more comfortable with the idea of being eaten.
She also looks like she has more protein.

 

[wkmac]

I don't think Jesus was Arab or Jew. He was a mushroom.

Not sure how serious it is, depends on your POV but this would be a non-religious attempt at depicting what Jesus would have looked like.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/friend/fe/Crossmushroom.jpg