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<blockquote data-quote="Marne Vet" data-source="post: 1231159" data-attributes="member: 51053"><p>Two of my favorites:</p><p></p><p>1) You walk into a business and you're soaked from the rain, and the receptionist says "Is it raining out?" I always look at them with a straight face and say "No. I just sweat a lot"</p><p></p><p>2) In the ghetto when I knock on a door someone always screams "WHO IS IT?!?!" at the top of their lungs. I ignore it and start writing the Info Notice up. By the third time they usually fling open the door in anger and yell "DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?!?!", so I say "Yes, I heard you, but I'm not screaming back through doors all day when in reality it makes zero sense. Do you think a thief is gonna tell you they're a thief if they knock on your door to rob you? Why wouldn't you just come to the door and look at of the window? Makes more sense to verify who it is rather than trust someone in this neighborhood don't ya think?!" I've lost count at how many times I've tried to educate these idiots, but I get it every day, and every day I ignore yelling back. Not losing my voice for a bunch of a-holes too lazy to walk a few feet.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Marne Vet, post: 1231159, member: 51053"] Two of my favorites: 1) You walk into a business and you're soaked from the rain, and the receptionist says "Is it raining out?" I always look at them with a straight face and say "No. I just sweat a lot" 2) In the ghetto when I knock on a door someone always screams "WHO IS IT?!?!" at the top of their lungs. I ignore it and start writing the Info Notice up. By the third time they usually fling open the door in anger and yell "DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?!?!", so I say "Yes, I heard you, but I'm not screaming back through doors all day when in reality it makes zero sense. Do you think a thief is gonna tell you they're a thief if they knock on your door to rob you? Why wouldn't you just come to the door and look at of the window? Makes more sense to verify who it is rather than trust someone in this neighborhood don't ya think?!" I've lost count at how many times I've tried to educate these idiots, but I get it every day, and every day I ignore yelling back. Not losing my voice for a bunch of a-holes too lazy to walk a few feet. [/QUOTE]
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