Murder Most Fowl?

[Wally]

Irish man killed by chicken in vicious barnyard attack

An Irish man was found dead lying in a pool of blood after he was mauled by a vicious chicken – after it had already attacked his granddaughter.

nypost.com

 

[Wally]

Dude needed a wingman?

 

[Wally]

 

[trickpony1]

If he had been in the habit of carrying a knife he wouldn't have this problem.

Knife.....don't leave home without it.

Advocate helping.

 

[Wally]

If he had been in the habit of carrying a knife he wouldn't have this problem.

Knife.....don't leave home without it.

Advocate helping.

Could it be the deceased was too "chicken"?

 

[Box Ox]

Irish man killed by chicken in vicious barnyard attack

An Irish man was found dead lying in a pool of blood after he was mauled by a vicious chicken – after it had already attacked his granddaughter.

nypost.com

Probably the least surprising headline I’ve seen in a long time.