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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 318524" data-attributes="member: 5402"><p>The big dogs never really bothered me. It's the little ones that I don't trust. You could stick a broomstick up their <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> , spray them with Endust and use them for dust mops. Years ago I had a dust mop dog follow me back to the truck yip-yapping all the way. As I stepped up into the cab, he grabbed my pant leg and I heard the rip. I looked at him, and with his head cocked to one side, he spit out a tiny piece of my pants. I threw my clipboard at him but I missed. Then we got our first DIADs. I soon discovered its power. I had a stop that needed a signature. I knew I was in trouble as I walked up to the house when I saw the sign that said, "Careful - Twinky is inside". The lady was signing when her 4 legged dust mop dog thought that I was going to be dinner. The evil creature bolted out the door and clamped its jaws onto my leg. The lady was in shock and just watched and said nothing as her dog chewed on my leg. I said excuse me and took the Diad out of her hands and gave the beast a whack across his head. He instantly let go and sat there dazed for a second or so. He was seeing stars as I was seeing red. He then ran yelping back to his broom closet.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 318524, member: 5402"] The big dogs never really bothered me. It's the little ones that I don't trust. You could stick a broomstick up their :censored: , spray them with Endust and use them for dust mops. Years ago I had a dust mop dog follow me back to the truck yip-yapping all the way. As I stepped up into the cab, he grabbed my pant leg and I heard the rip. I looked at him, and with his head cocked to one side, he spit out a tiny piece of my pants. I threw my clipboard at him but I missed. Then we got our first DIADs. I soon discovered its power. I had a stop that needed a signature. I knew I was in trouble as I walked up to the house when I saw the sign that said, "Careful - Twinky is inside". The lady was signing when her 4 legged dust mop dog thought that I was going to be dinner. The evil creature bolted out the door and clamped its jaws onto my leg. The lady was in shock and just watched and said nothing as her dog chewed on my leg. I said excuse me and took the Diad out of her hands and gave the beast a whack across his head. He instantly let go and sat there dazed for a second or so. He was seeing stars as I was seeing red. He then ran yelping back to his broom closet. [/QUOTE]
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