So Thursday, which was yet another layoff day for me, I found my missing turkey certificate. 'I'll buy it tomorrow, after work' I thought, thinking that today (Friday) was April 30th. So imagine my shock when I signed my DVR today and noticed that the driver had dated it yesterday as April 30th. Yup, that's right, due to nearly five months plus one extra day of procrastination, my family tradition of over 15 years of eating the previous years' UPS turkey on Thanksgiving will come to an end, as there will be no UPS turkey. So on the count of three, feel free to join me by pointing and laughing as I let out one huge Homer Simpson inspired D'oh! Ready? 1 2 3 D'oh!