Nastiest, filthiest, most gross place on your route.

soberups

Pees in the brown Koolaid
The grossest place I deliver to is a private residence....its a crummy apartment occupied by a disgusting guy in his 30's. He smokes, and has cats who piss everywhere. The place is stacked to the ceilings with clutter and garbage. His blinds are always closed and the place is a dark, putrid tomb.

What makes it worse...is that this guy sits at home all day and looks at porn on his computer. I can see it on his monitor when he opens the door. He wears a bathrobe with "stains" on the front, and thinks nothing at all of coming to the door while sporting a chubby. He has long, nasty toenails and yellow fingernails from all the cigarettes, and his breath stinks and he hawks up phlegm when he talks.:sick:
 

City Driver

Well-Known Member
The grossest place I deliver to is a private residence....its a crummy apartment occupied by a disgusting guy in his 30's. He smokes, and has cats who piss everywhere. The place is stacked to the ceilings with clutter and garbage. His blinds are always closed and the place is a dark, putrid tomb.

What makes it worse...is that this guy sits at home all day and looks at porn on his computer. I can see it on his monitor when he opens the door. He wears a bathrobe with "stains" on the front, and thinks nothing at all of coming to the door while sporting a chubby. He has long, nasty toenails and yellow fingernails from all the cigarettes, and his breath stinks and he hawks up phlegm when he talks.:sick:

i bet he pisses in yards....see im not the only one
 

herbigharo32

Well-Known Member
I have done several routes that have "The Cat Lady". Insert trailor park name here

OMG!! I dated a cat lady one time and thought she was real nice. Yes, I luv my kitty kat too!! I had her for many years and adore her. But this lady likes to keep many cats. There is no way she is able to care for them all. She saw my house and wondered how my cat can stand such clean living conditions. This woman was not a real big believer in house keeping too. Suffice to say, there was a real mismatch between me and my date. She even admitted so and we are just good friends now.
 

mattwtrs

Retired Senior Member
High on my list were tannerys, rendering plants, pet food manufacturing plants, chicken farms, pig farms and old time paper mills.

The landfills were only bad in the afternoons when it was hot and the wind was blowing in your direction. Waste water treatment plants and some old truckstops restrooms could make me loose my appetite too.

I won't even go on about some people's trailers and houses!
 

Pkgrunner

Till I Collapse
Chicken farms...aka egg ranches are by far the most fowl smelling I have ever delivered to..they make dairy farms smell fresh and clean..
 

toonertoo

Most Awesome Dog
Staff member
QVC queens who also hoard cats, or just cat hoarders. Summer heat and urine from cats, run, drop, run. No way do I want to be there when the door opens.
 

Dizzee

ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
I P/U from a business that picks up and processes restaurant grease.
Hot day + No breeze + Sticky, greasy parking lot, door knobs, packages = All Bad. :sick:

It's got to be in my top five, all-time, worst odors.

( I still wouldn't pee in their parking lot though. ) :wink2:
 

SmithBarney

Well-Known Member
Speaking of places I've actually been, I have an occasional pickup at a place
where the whole staff must be smokers, yes I live in the backwards state of NC
which still allows smoking in the workplace...
Anyway the place has a "no smoking" sign on the front door.. apparently they don't want you to smoke outside..cause the inside reeks.. I have to take a deep breath before I go in, grab the package and sprint out.

Honestly I'm in there for 30 seconds or less, and I smell like I spent the night
in a smoky bar.
 

ups1990

Well-Known Member
QVC queens who also hoard cats, or just cat hoarders. Summer heat and urine from cats, run, drop, run. No way do I want to be there when the door opens.
Amazing how QVC queens adore cats. I have one on my route, she usually receives a package every other day. Before the gate is opened she excuses herself for the smell. Why not just clean the smell!
 

NHDRVR

Well-Known Member
Mine is a house call on the out-skirts of my route. I call it "The Texas Chainsaw House". The amount or trash and misc. articles strewn about the property borders on nauseating. I know they have a few kids and I feel bad for them since they don't know any better.

The guy seems to collect car axel's. They are everywhere mixed in amongst the trash bags, car batteries, broken lawn mowers, and dead plants.

It's freakin' wierd.
 

PassYouBy

Unknown Acrobat
Apparently we have a Perdue Chicken Farm on one of the routes...
I hear it the most disgusting place...

We have a few chicken processing plants here and I can tell you that when it's 100+ , you almost have to hold your breath around the back side of the building. When going through the yard, I try to miss every puddle that has collected water/ blood!
Once you get in the building, there is no smell and you could probably eat off the floor (Not advised)! The bathrooms are spotless and I make sure this is where I use the bathroom if Im on these routes.
 

Cementups

Box Monkey
I used to deliver an area where there were a few large chicken houses. I would always start to hold my breath 500 yards before and until I was 500 yards past. like PYB said, when it's hot out it only gets worse. yuck.
 

Dustyroads

Well-Known Member
Egg factories (home to thousands of chickens), feedlots (home to thousands of cattle), and hog pens....guess you figured out that I work a rural area!
 

ups1990

Well-Known Member
Egg factories (home to thousands of chickens), feedlots (home to thousands of cattle), and hog pens....guess you figured out that I work a rural area!
I would love to go to one of these places to pick out a hog and kill it. Then bring it home to cook.:sword:
 
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