NEW DRIVER

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Bestsorteralive, Sep 26, 2018.

  1. GOAT/BESTSORTERALIVE

    GOAT/BESTSORTERALIVE Active Member

    One week in and the supervisor told me if i dont get done delivering on time today . its over for me . damn i gave my best smh
     
  2. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt

  3. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    He just wants you back on the sort where you do the work of 6 normal men.
     
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  4. john chesney

    john chesney Well-Known Member

    Maybe the sort can not function without you and they need you back or the whole operation will fold up
     
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  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    How are you at giving back rubs?
     
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  6. GOAT/BESTSORTERALIVE

    GOAT/BESTSORTERALIVE Active Member

    stop kidding around guys . I really hope i make my 30 days
     
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  7. Then you better bust your ass.
     
  8. CoffeeStainedUniform

    CoffeeStainedUniform Active Member

    Get to work 30 minutes early and study your route. When in you're on route get the next 5 stops ready by the bulkhead door and HUSTLE. The small things add up, so become the expert on parking location, faster package retreval, and walking like you're 90s Oprah losing weight.
     
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  9. retiredTxfeeder

    retiredTxfeeder cap'n crunch

    Your fellow sorters probably hope you make your 30 days too.
     
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  10. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    And prepare to have your ass busted on?
     
  11. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    You're too valuable as a sorter
     
  12. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Losers whine about doing their best.


    Winners go home and shag the prom queen.
     
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  13. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    Shag? Here I thought you were younger than me....
     
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  14. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    The actual quote would be censored.




    And Netflix and chill didn't have they same ring to it.
     
  15. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    Finger bang gets censored?
     
  16. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

     
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  17. silverbullet2893

    silverbullet2893 KILL KILL!!


    Gritty looks like I face I make mid sax session
     
  18. eats packages

    eats packages I have depth perception issues

    Not even that, show up 2 hours early and resort the whole damn vehicle until you know where everything is.
    Park your car in front of PCM and then the second the guy stops flapping his mouth you jump in and book it lol.
     
  19. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Then hit the curb on the way out and dump the whole load.
     
  20. Antfizz

    Antfizz New Member

    I'll help you for free. Is that legal?