New Slogans

[Bubblehead]

Got some suggestions for a new UPS slogan:

#1. A variation of an oldy: The tightest ship in the shipping industry by default.

#2. Better late than tomorrow.

#3. We spin our wheels so you don't have to.


Anybody have any others to share?

 

[some1else]

yes we can! damage an overnight package that much in 10hours!

 

[moreluck]

I'm down with Brown !!!!

 

[Bubblehead]

I'm down with Brown !!!!

If it's Brown, flush it down.
Maybe that would be better suited for Fed Ex.

 

[Mike23]

We promise you world wide express service without a promise it'll make it there on time!

 

[overallowed]

We guarantee fast service no matter how long it takes.

 

[upsgrunt]

Bear with us

 

[Catatonic]

Bear with us

Or as Over9Five says,
"Bare with us."

 

[terrymac]

with our sophistcated hub and spoke system, we can now loose your pkg in over 188 countries over night.

 

[cachsux]

UPS - Michael Jackson isn`t the only one who knows how to handle a package.


I`m sorry,too soon?

 

[foundinload]

'reacting swiftly to safety issues for 102 years!'

 

[Babagounj]

Hey, we know that we suck, but you got no other choices.

 

[UnconTROLLed]

You ship 'em we rip 'em.

 

[upser_J]

We swear, that's how it looked when we picked it up!

 

[JustTired]

"Time and a half.....it's not just for wages anymore"

"Turning technology on its' ear"

"Working harder than we ever have....with no better results"

 

[over9five]

"Use the company your tax dollars are bailing out!"

 

[Delivered]

Right turns are leading the way....

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

"People first, then packages."

 

[pickup]

UPS - Michael Jackson isn`t the only one who knows how to handle a package.


I`m sorry,too soon?

yeah, too soon, you have to wait at least a month before you speak ill of the dead.

 

[quebec_driver]

Unneccessary Pressure and Stress, for you,